Yeah yeah yeah, I know. I’m a crank. But the word “royals” just …will never go down easy. Only person I ever felt combortable referring to as “Prince” came from Minneapolis
I’d tweet but I’m waiting for a FAX with my instructions from the Deep State.
People of all races, religions and nationalities work at Sanofi every day to improve the lives of people around the world. While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a know side effect of any Sanofi medication
Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj
It’s freezing and snowing in New York — we need global warming!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
We must stop being politically correct and get down to the business of security for our people. If we don’t get smart it will only get worse
You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel run is less than 12 parsecs
I don’t care if my son plays with trucks or love dolls, but I’d be the proudest mom ever if he stopped peeing all over the bathroom floor.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting daddy’s freedom.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing!
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
I’m a simple man. I like Pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, but I still get to kill something.
Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I’m asking you to believe – not in my ability to create change, but in yours.
No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion…
French fries were extra good in France!
Tonight’s menu will be spaghetti and meatballs… so Italian!
Oh God. I just realized I’m stuck with me my whole life.
The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes
My grandparents didn’t come to America all the way from Germany to see it get taken over by immigrants. Not on my watch.
I like tofu better than chicken and beef, I think I’m an unintentional vegetarian.
Gggggrrrrr rrrraaaaahhh rrrrrrrrggghhhhnn
First of all, you’re copying me from when I said I had a plan. Secondly, I don’t even believe you have a plan.